I've been looking for a cure for my gout...

I'm definitely getting one of these for my new place. Brightening of the mind? Yes, please. Stimulating the liver? Huh? What does that mean exactly?

via Frost Fire Zoo

Don't get it twisted...

Or do.

Oh Johnny Egg, you tease me so.
(not to be confused with Johnny Cupcakes, whose mere existence confuses me.)

I don't even own an umbrella...

but if I did, I would want this...

Owl umbrella stand

How cute is that little guy? This would make such a nice housewarming gift for my new condo. *wink*wink*

Pop it like it's hot

Remember Jiffy Pop?

I used to love cooking it up on the stove when I was a kid. It was so fun to watch the flat pan full of popcorn kernels turn into an aluminum foil balloon full of popped deliciousness.

Obviously, the people at Rojas clothing line are also fans of this stove top sensation. Observe:

What would happen if this butt got too close to an open flame? If you would like to find out, you can buy them here. Is it any wonder that they're on sale?